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Netflix says no thanks to $3,500 Apple specs that nobody wants
Apple’s Vision Pro VR headset is a waste of everyone’s cash
Netflix is everywhere. It's on your phone, computer, and game console, even on the old Nintendo Wii, but it will not be on Apple's pricey Vision Pro VR headset.
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Apple loses Russian roulette game against Putin
Will have to help fund Putin's special operation in Ukraine
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has been forced to pay a $13 million Russian fine as President Vladimir Putin tightens his fist on foreign tech firms who are still trying to make money in his country.
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Apple’s over-priced largely useless Vision Pro is selling
The standards of the world have slipped even lower
Apple flogs 180,000 Vision Pro headsets to gullible fans who don't mind paying $3,499 for a largely useless glorified toy.
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Apple’s entertainment philosophy starting to be noticed
Hollywood Movers and shakers are starting to be miffed
Fruity cargo cult Apple’s traditional approach to its business does not sit well with the entertainment industry, which has signed up to make shows for its streaming channel.
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Apple ditches blood-oxygen feature to dodge US ban
Mysteriously can’t invent it after allat
Apple is scrapping a blood-oxygen feature from its new smartwatches - the Series 9 and Ultra 2 - to avoid a US ban over a patent row with Masimo.
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Apple Boss rakes in millions
Tim Cook trousers $63 million despite slashing his pay target by 40 per cent
Apple boss Tim Cook has bagged a whopping $63 million in 2023, even though he had cut his pay target by 40 per cent from the previous year.
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Apple's bizarre AR and VR rules
Don’t call them Vision Pro apps
Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to slap some daft rules on those who want to release apps for its overpriced Vision Pro’s visionOS.
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US law set to arrest iPhone giant
Apple in a jam
Apple is facing a massive lawsuit from the US Justice Department over its dirty tricks to keep the iPhone on top.
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Apple crumbles as Microsoft rises
Can’t complain, must not grumble
The Tame Apple Press are terrified as arch-enemy Microsoft overtakes its favourite company as the world’s most valuable.
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Biden refuses to pardon Apple Watch
Only other types of turkey
The US government has banned imports and sales of Apple Watches that use a technology that rips off a medical company, after President Joe Biden's refused to step and help Jobs' Mob out.