Apple releases a mixed bag of updates for the Vision Pro
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Still not worth the $3,500  price

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has just unveiled VisionOS 2 for its Vision Pro spatial computing headset, which it claims brings new features and enhancements to the overpriced and poorly selling device.

Vision Pro falls off a cliff
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You probably were not expecting this

Jobs's Mob's latest gizmo, the Vision Pro, is already hitting the buffers before it's even had a chance to flop internationally.

Tame Apple Press starting to admit that the Vision Pro is pants
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Not ready to be released

After Jobs Mob lifted the embargo on the first wave of “non-curated reviews” of its Vision Pro headset the Tame Apple Press is being forced to admit publically that the gear is not ready for release.

Netflix says no thanks to $3,500 Apple specs that nobody wants
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Apple’s Vision Pro VR headset is a waste of everyone’s cash

Netflix is everywhere. It's on your phone, computer, and game console, even on the old Nintendo Wii, but it will not be on Apple's pricey Vision Pro VR headset.

Apple’s over-priced largely useless Vision Pro is selling
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The standards of the world have slipped even lower

Apple flogs 180,000 Vision Pro headsets to gullible fans who don't mind paying $3,499 for a largely useless glorified toy.