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iPhone has a new broken alarm feature

by on27 January 2025


Claims to be on it

Members of the Apple fruity cargo cult are incandescent with rage after the alarms on their shiny toys stop working. This means that many of them are sleeping and missing work.  

The iOS 17 and iOS 18 versions have this natty feature which disables the alarm without user interaction.  So, as a result of this failure, the interwebs have been flooded with sleepy people from different countries very angry because this failure could have cost them their jobs.

Jobs’ Mob publicly acknowledged that they have discovered a flaw in the iOS alarm system but are still working on a solution.  

We assume that means when Kevin the coder finally gets to work. Kevin does seem to have a problem with time. His previous efforts featured clocks that could not adjust to daylight saving or handle timezones. We guess he slept in on that day in coding class.

Apple has also recommended that users use external applications or other devices while the problem is being solved, so dust off your bedside clock, it’s back in the game.

Another good workaround is to strike your iPhone 10 to 14 times with a hammer and buy a cheaper and better phone.

Last modified on 27 January 2025
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