Job’s Mob keeps switching Apple Intelligence back on
It seems the intelligent thing to do
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has once again decided it knows better than its users. With its latest iOS 18.3.2 update, it’s quietly forcing Apple Intelligence back on—even if Apple fanboys told it to sod off.
Apple's AI shake-up shuffle
Vision Pro chief takes over Siri amid delays and internal strife
Apple is scrambling to salvage its floundering AI initiatives, as CEO Tim Cook has reportedly sidelined John Giannandrea, the company's AI chief, due to the faltering development of its products.
USB-C may be on the chopping block
EU loophole opens floodgates for portless phones
The European Commission has ruled that its instance on the USB-C standard only applies to phones if they charge via a wire.
Apple gets a kicking in German courts
Sorry Mr Cook you are a “significant market power”
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple just got a spanking in Germany’s highest civil court, losing its bid to shake off the "significant market power" label that puts it under the microscope of the country’s antitrust watchdog.
Apple's elite fanboys admit it is in trouble
Appocalypse now
Job’s Mob is in deep trouble and even its biggest fanboys are starting to smell the rot.
Smartwatch bubble bursts
Calling time on another Apple product
It seems the smartwatch bubble has burst, with global sales taking a tumble for the first time—largely thanks to the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple dropping the ball.
Apple axes iPhone 16 advert
It pushed its only useful feature and it can't deliver it
The Fruity Cargo Cult has quietly yanked an ad for its iPhone 16 that showcased a so-called "more personal Siri," just days after admitting it was botching the rollout of its over-hyped AI features.
Broadcom might upset Nvidia’s AI applecart
Hyperscalers are where the money is at
Nvidia might be the poster child of the AI boom, but according to the Financial Times, investors betting on Broadcom have had an even sweeter ride.
UK deletes encryption advice from website
It does seem a bit hypocritical
The UK government has quietly binned its encryption advice just weeks after demanding a backdoor into the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s iCloud storage.
Woz lays into Musk
A total cult
Tech legend Steve Wozniak, who was the brains behind Apple, lashed out at Elon Musk and Donald Trump, slamming them as bullies hell-bent on hammering the federal government into submission.
