Half baked

Red-faced cargo cult Apple has pulled its AI news product after it was universally declared as accurate as a Russian government announcement about the Ukrainian war.  

Up to 300 per cent

British chip technology supplier Arm wants to jack up tits royalty rates by up to 300 per cent and develop its own chips in a move that could place it in direct competition with its largest customers.

Turns out you can’t fool them

The fruity cargo cult Apple is in hot water again with the EU regulators after its much-hyped plan to liberalise its app store fees has turned out to cost developers more.

Fruity cargo cult has not done anything new for ages

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg shocked the Tame Apple press by committing public heresy.

We still did nothing wrong, it was broke when we got there

The fruity cargo cult Apple has taken the rare step of speaking to the media after paying out millions of dollars to settle a privacy lawsuit.

Wants more AI in Windows 11

Software King of the World Microsoft is not going to release a new generation of Windows and wants to jack more AI under the bonnet of Windows 11 instead.

Fanboys are complaining

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s AI product is proving so bad that even its legion of fanboys are complaining.

Interesting development

Apple has made it known that it wants to join Google in the upcoming U.S. Department of Justice antitrust trial. 

Selling their conversations for targeted advertising

Despite claiming that “unlike other companies” it was not spying on users and flogging their data to advertisers the fruity cargo cult, Apple has just paid out in a court case where it was doing just that.

Just wanted to take money from Google without any effort

Fruity cargo cult Apple has told a US court that it is not interested in creating its own search engine and would rather just make a ton of cash by leeching off its best mate Google.