Apple accused of surrendering to Russia and China for a fast buck
Human rights groups slam fruity cargo cult
Human rights groups have accused the fruity cargo cult Apple of selling the lives of their users in authoritarian regimes such as Russia and China to make profits.
So much for the hype
Fruity cargo cult Apple has failed to get its silicon to work on its high end cheese grater MacPro workstations, and even the Tame Apple Press is starting to wonder about it.
Apple shot in the heel by Achilles
Critical Apple bug needed Microsoft to point it out before it was noticed
Remember the days when Apple mocked Microsoft's security? It now seems that the fruity cargo cult is relying on Vole to find flaws its software genii can't spot.
Apple admits it uses Sony image sensors
Just in case that kept you up all night
Apple traditionally does not say what components it slaps under the bonnet of its iPhone cash cow, so the Tame Apple Press was surprised that its CEO Tim Cook revealed on a trip to Japan that it uses Sony image sensors.
Apple cannibalises watch with its mighty ring
One ring to rule them
Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way to make its watch redundant as a health app by replacing it with a censor ring that relays the data to the iPhone.
Lucky them
Apple will no longer bar employees from speaking out about workplace harassment and discrimination issues.
If it ever happens
The Tame Apple Press has been insisting for years that Apple is going to make a car, with the latest date being suggested as 2026. But now it seems that it has to front up to the fact that the car might just be expensive and disappointing.
Apple told to pull its finger out on USB-C
It has until December 2024
Apple has been told that it has until December 2024 to get rid of its Lightning sockets or face the music.
iCloud finally gets end-to-end encryption
We didn't want to upset the Chinese
Fruity cargo cult Apple is finally getting its security act together to lock governments out of its iCloud.
Apple sued for helping stalkers
AirTag's comedy security had serious implications
Two women are suing Apple saying that the outfit's security on its AirTag devices were used by their former partners to stalk them.