Apple’s over-priced largely useless Vision Pro is selling
The standards of the world have slipped even lower
Apple flogs 180,000 Vision Pro headsets to gullible fans who don't mind paying $3,499 for a largely useless glorified toy.
Apple's bizarre AR and VR rules
Don’t call them Vision Pro apps
Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to slap some daft rules on those who want to release apps for its overpriced Vision Pro’s visionOS.
Zuckerberg says “meh” to Apple’s Vision Pro
Out-of-date, over-priced and nothing we have not already explored
Desperate to find a way to advertise Apple’s pointless VR specs, the Tame Apple Press has asked Mark Zuckerberg what he thinks of the technology and if he is ready to surrender his metaverse dreams to his superior Jobs’ Mob overlords.
Apple Vision Pro is an expensive step in the right direction
Analyst view: Starting at $3499
Apple has finally acknowledged that it has been working for years on the eXtended Reality product. XR is a collaborative term that unifies an Augmented and Virtual reality device under one umbrella. Apple’s announcement shared sufficient details to create excitement around VR and give us some idea about the device, but it left some key elements out, including storage options and RAM.
Apple shows off its Vision Pro specs
Late, out-of-date, impractical, and hideously over-priced
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has finally released a product for rich kids who were dropped on their heads by their nannies.