Humans are disposable 

Twitter fired between 4,400 and 5,500 workers over the weekend by email. The job cuts follow layoffs that culled about half of Twitter’s workforce and slashed 15 percent of its trust and safety team.

Warns that bankrupcy is a possibility 

Self-proclaimed business genius Elon [look at me] Musk is finding running Twitter a lot more difficult than he thought and is warning that he might have to shut it down.

Beats tying them to the railway track

Elon [look at me] Musk is in hot water after two of the Twitter people he tossed into the cold and snow before Christmas happened to be pregnant.

You know that firing staff was only me trying to get into the news right?

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has found that his brilliant plan to fix Twitter by firing half the employees is fast backfiring and he has asked some of them back.

Then angers the far right by dressing up as Satan

Elon Musk has fired Twitter's board of directors and appointed himself its sole member and then managed to anger his new Twitter fanbase by showing up at a party dressed as Satan.

Gives employees a week to sort out the code

Elon [look at me] Musk has given his Twitter programmers a week to  revamp Twitter Blue in such a way that verified users have to sign up to it for a $19.99/month fee in order to retain their verified badge.

Has to pay $204 million to get rid of executives who stood up to him

On his first day of work at his newly bought social notworking outfit Twitter, Elon [look at me] Musk made his first business decision -- he gave $204 million to make the company's top three executives leave.

Looks like we have another tyranny problem 

The US government is investigating some of Elon [look at me] Musk's antics over concerns that he might be over stepping his bounds.

So who will be around to deal with the bots 

Elon [look at me[ Musk has been bragging to investors that he will fire 75 per cent of staff when he takes over Twitter.

That will teach them to tell me to F*ck off

Elon [look at me] Musk is apparently so furious that the Ukrainian government told him to f*ck off over his peace plan for the region that he is threatening to pull his Starlink internet service from the country unless he gets more cash from the US government.