Twitter lays off more staff
Published in News
Monday, 27 February 2023 11:30

Twitter lays off more staff


Musk gets rid of the engineers who keep the company running

Business genius and supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk laid off more than 50 people from Twitter over the weekend, choosing to let go those who could keep the technical side of the business running.

Musk backs AI smears of reporter
Published in AI
Thursday, 23 February 2023 11:53

Musk backs AI smears of reporter


Robots should be allowed free speech if they agree with me

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has praised an AI based software which slagged off a reporter he does not like.

Starlink offers $200 per month service
Published in Network
Tuesday, 21 February 2023 10:47

Starlink offers $200 per month service


But you can only use it to do what Musk says

The SpaceX-owned Starlink service is offering a new Global Roaming service.

Tesla fires 30 workers for wanting to be in a union
Published in News


In other news we are in the 21st century

While electric car maker Tesla claims to be a 21st century company it is using methods from the 19th century to try and shut down unions.

Twitter chills and allows cannabis adverts
Published in News
Thursday, 16 February 2023 10:38

Twitter chills and allows cannabis adverts


It doesn't matter

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk Twitter has decided that his social notworking outfit needs advertising so much he will allow cannabis companies to promote their brands on the platform.

Musk flooding your Twitter feed was deliberate
Published in News
Wednesday, 15 February 2023 11:15

Musk flooding your Twitter feed was deliberate


Engineers worked out a way to shut their boss up 

Elon [look at me] Musk's invasion of users Twitter feeds was a deliberate move by engineers to get their boss to shut up, according to some new reports.

Musk floods Twitter users with his words of "wisdom"
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Blames the algorithm

Twitter CEO Elon [Look at me] Musk started flooding users with his words of wisdom, and conspiracy posts yesterday.

Starlink claims drone use is against terms and conditions
Published in Network


Unfair to that nice Mr Putin

Elon [Look at me] Musk's attempts to intervene in the Ukraine war in favour of that nice Mr Putin, have ratcheted up a gear with his claim that the use of Starlink service to pilot drones, which has been pivital to the country's survival, violated the terms and conditions.

Musk wants Twitter to become a payment platform
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Dusts off Dog coin hype

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.

Mixed fortunes for Tesla
Published in Transportation
Friday, 27 January 2023 12:07

Mixed fortunes for Tesla


But Musk claims success because of car sales and he is popular on Twitter

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk downplayed Tesla’s poor results by putting a positive spin on the numbers and prayed for a recession.