Wall Street’s mixed reaction to Lip-Bu Tan’s appointment
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Intel shares up 12 per cent

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street had mixed reactions to Tan’s coronation as Chipzilla’s new King.

Beijing boffins create chips from Bismuth
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More digestible than silicon

Troubled Chipzilla and its mates at TSMC might want to start sweating because a bunch of Beijing boffins have emerged from their smoke-filled labs with a non-silicon based transistor that’s faster and more efficient than anything out there.

Intel hires Lip-Bu Tan for new CEO
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Thursday, 13 March 2025 08:59

Intel hires Lip-Bu Tan for new CEO


Needs quick turn around before Celine Dion starts singing

Troubled Chipzilla has once again shuffled the deck chairs on its sinking semiconductor ship, bringing in industry veteran Lip-Bu Tan as the latest CEO to attempt a turnaround. 

TSMC is making serious moves on Intel
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Wednesday, 12 March 2025 11:31

TSMC is making serious moves on Intel


Joint venture with Nvidia, AMD, and Broadcom

TSMC is trying to rescue troubled Chipzilla’s floundering foundry business, pitching a joint venture to Nvidia, AMD, and Broadcom to keep the US chip dinosaur from drowning in a tarpit of its own making.

Intel in hot water in Ohio
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Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:14

Intel in hot water in Ohio


Customers walking away, local government cross

Troubled Chipzilla is having a proper mare as Ohio starts sharpening its claws over broken promises, and it looks like a couple of major customers are about to take their business elsewhere.

AMD expands x86 embedded processor lineup
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Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:03

AMD expands x86 embedded processor lineup


EPYC Embedded 9005 Series CPUs

AMD has expanded its x86 embedded processor lineup by rolling out its 5th Gen EPYC Embedded processors with the new EPYC Embedded 9005 Series CPUs.

Intel can’t get rid of TSMC addiction
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Friday, 07 March 2025 09:29

Intel can’t get rid of TSMC addiction


Needs help

Troubled Chipzilla has admitted that despite its best efforts, it will still rely on TSMC’s services even as its much-hyped 18A process gets off the ground.

TSMC gives Taiwan first dibs on new processing tech
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Embarrassing Trump

While President Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has been praising himself for getting TSMC to invest in a US chip plant, the company still prioritises Taiwan for its latest processing tech.

Nvidia and Broadcom test Intel's 18A manufacturing process
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Could be a move against TSMC

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nvidia and Broadcom are testing Intel's advanced 18A manufacturing process.

Chipzilla slams the brakes on in Ohio
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Monday, 03 March 2025 11:37

Chipzilla slams the brakes on in Ohio


Chip Factory is a Never-Ending Story

Troubled Chipzilla has again postponed the grand opening of its much-anticipated semiconductor manufacturing plant in Ohio.