Musk "might not be" the best person to run Twitter claims founder
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No, really?

Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.

King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent
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Wednesday, 25 January 2023 10:18

King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent


Put his head on a spike

King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.

Don’t let Musk drill into your skull
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Tuesday, 24 January 2023 10:08

Don’t let Musk drill into your skull


UK NHS doctor calls out Musk’s approach to working with the brain

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempts to build cyber interfaces between humans and machines have been given a kick in the nadgers by one of his rivals.

Musk kills Twitter Apps
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Friday, 20 January 2023 12:33

Musk kills Twitter Apps


Borked all of them today

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.

Twitter flogs office furniture in garage sale as profits plummet
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Musk’s business genius in action

Social notworking site Twitter, which has been skilfully reconstructed by its supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk in his own image, has lost 40 per cent of its revenue in a year.

Twitter workers denied court case
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Tuesday, 17 January 2023 11:30

Twitter workers denied court case


Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers 

A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.

Musk's Twitter borks third party apps
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Monday, 16 January 2023 10:56

Musk's Twitter borks third party apps


Conspiracy or just a lack of staff? 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s plan to run Twitter with no staff appears to be coming unstuck as the site’s app appears borked, and there is no one around to fix it.

UK could jail social media bosses
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Friday, 13 January 2023 11:13

UK could jail social media bosses


If they don't do enough to protect children

The UK’s Online Safety Bill could be amended to include jail terms for social media bosses who fail to meet the requirements of the law.

Musk is the biggest loser in history
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Tuesday, 10 January 2023 12:16

Musk is the biggest loser in history


Business "genius" lost $183 billion

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is officially the biggest loser in the world regarding losing a personal fortune.

Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
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Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me]  Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.