If they don't do enough to protect children

The UK’s Online Safety Bill could be amended to include jail terms for social media bosses who fail to meet the requirements of the law.

Business "genius" lost $183 billion

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is officially the biggest loser in the world regarding losing a personal fortune.

Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me]  Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him. 

So stick around things could get worse 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has taken time from his busy schedule of firing staff, avoiding the landlord, and saving money by making employees bring their own bog roll to work, by allowing political parties to flood the social notworking site with adverts.

Musk insists workers bring their own bog roll to work to save cash

Self proclaimed financial genius and supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has been sued by his landlord for failing to pay the rent in his San Francisco office and bought in daft cost cutting measures including insisting that staff bring in their own bog roll.

It works for me, it does not have to work for you scum

As Twitter crashed and burned in a global outage, its supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk played his lyre and told users everything was ok, because “it worked for him.”

Hear the sound of the world’s smallest violin

While the US claims its tech billionaires are saints because they have made so much money, it appears that 2022 saw their halos slip considerably.

Musk’s “tell me you love me” promotion fails

Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to gain user support for his plans to turn Twitter into a right-wing hate mill by asking users to tell him how wonderful he was backfired spectacularly.

Heading towards a collision with European regulators 

Supreme Twit Elon [I is rich, look at me] Musk appears to be highly selective about those allowed “free speech” in his glorious new world.

We don't need no conscience any more

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shut down the council which acted as the company’s conscience on key issues like bullying, hate speech, suicide and what constituted child porn.