Apple slashes iPhone production further
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Friday, 21 October 2022 10:34

Apple slashes iPhone production further


Cash cow really stuck

Apple has slowed production of its flaghip iPhone 14 Plus 'by 40 percent' just two weeks after the September launch because consumers are not touching them with a barge pole.

Apple in trouble as new iPhones fail to attract interest
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Shares tumble as cash cow stuck

Apple fanboys are ignoring Jobs’ Mob’s latest iPhone offerings in droves leading shareholders to see darker days ahead for Apple.

Apple's new expensive iPhone's have a battery problem
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Why can't Apple get the batteries right?

The Tame Apple Press is having to admit that its favourite company's iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max is a lemon... or at least is better off powered by one.

Apple admits camera on expensive iPhones has rubbish software
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Will be providing a rubber band and software which does work next week

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is having some serious headaches with the software in its iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max and has admitted that it will have to fix it before the camera will work properly.

New iPhone is dangerous
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Friday, 16 September 2022 10:50

New iPhone is dangerous


Dorset Echo
goes a little bonkers

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been able to get away with murder over the years thanks to its religiously inspired fanboys. Now it seems Apple has felt the need to test their faith by releasing an iPhone is dangerous – at least according to the Dorset Echo.

Apple's iPhone lineup finally all 5G
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Thursday, 08 September 2022 12:45

Apple's iPhone lineup finally all 5G


Drops the iPhone 11

Apple's 2022 iPhone lineup has been filled with the new iPhone 14 series and as it no longers includes the iPhone 11, this means that the list is now all 5G.

Apple rolls out iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max
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Pill-shaped notch, better cameras, new A16 chipset

At its big iPhone event, Apple unveiled its new flagship Pro-series smartphones, the iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max, bringing a slight change in the design with the pill-shaped notch, the new A16 Bionic chip, and new cameras.

Apple confirms iPhone event for September 7
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Thursday, 25 August 2022 15:59

Apple confirms iPhone event for September 7


New iPhones, A16, Apple Watch Series 8, and more

Apple has officially confirmed its next big event for September 7th, where we expect new iPhone models, the new A16 SoC, Apple Watch Series 8, and more.

Apple admits iPhones, iPad and iMacs have serious security risk
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Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection

Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.

Moderna CEO says COVID-19 vaccines are like iPhones
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Ten reasons why Moderna's CEO is wrong 

Moderna's CEO made a bit of a mistake when he compared COVID-19 vaccines to iPhones.