Apple insiders admit that it is two years behind on AI
Published in AI


Not so cutting edge, after all

While Tame Apple Press claims that the fruity cargo cult is at the cutting edge of AI development, its staff knows it is two years behind everyone else.

Qualcomm pulls Snapdragon Developer Kit for Windows
Published in News


Borked

Qualcomm has unexpectedly pulled its Snapdragon Developer Kit for Windows, a reference platform intended for developers to build applications for Windows on Arm.

Three new enhanced Xboxes out
Published in Gaming


New 6 nm chips, and reduced energy consumption

Software king of the world, Microsoft, has launched three new Xbox consoles: the special edition 2 TB Xbox Series X, the disk-less white 1 TB Xbox Series X, and the 1 TB Xbox Series S.

Microsoft schedules next Xbox Partner Preview for October 17
Published in Gaming


Remedy Entertainment, Sega, 505 Games, and many more

Microsoft and Xbox have scheduled the next Xbox Partner Preview, promising some great game announcements and updates from partners like Remedy Entertainment, Sega, 505 Games, and others.

TSMC has a stonking quarter
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39.6 per cent year-over-year revenue increase

TSMC reported a stonking 39.6 per cent year-over-year revenue increase for September 2024.

Vole's Windows 11 update steals 8.63GB of hard drive
Published in News


Mouse missing presumed fed

Microsoft, the software king of the world, seems to be having some major problems with the latest update for Windows 11.

Lenovo and Microsoft optimistic about 2025 PC prospects
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Optimism abounds

In a buoyant display of confidence, two of the largest technology vendors, Lenovo and Microsoft, have expressed optimism about their prospects for the coming year, driven by a combination of a Windows refresh and the emergence of more artificial intelligence (AI)-capable PCs.

Oracle goes “all in” for AI surveillance
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Just when you think the company could not be more popular

Just when you think Oracle could not become more popular with the great unwashed, its cofounder Larry Ellison decides to get the company involved with mass AI surveillance.

Microsoft prepares for quantum computers
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Worried that quantum cats will eat its systems

Software King of the World Microsoft worries that when quantum computers become common, its systems will be wide open to attack by potentially dead or alive cats.

Microsoft finally lifts the 32GB FAT32 limit
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Dave’s Law

Software king of the world Microsoft is planning to remove the 32GB size limit for FAT32 partitions in Windows 11 which someone called Dave installed 30 years ago.