iPhone 7 will stop working properly soon
Published in News


We doubt anyone will notice

iPhone owners who have been saving money by using older phones and not updating their iOS are going to have a nasty surprise later this year.

Apple’s ignored 'Find My iPhone' glitch could lead to deaths
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Texas man fears he could be shot any day

 A Texas man has begged Apple to pull finger and fix a glitch in their 'Find My iPhone' app before a patriotic fellow American uses their constitutional rights to execute him for stealing their expensive gear.

US teens don’t see the point of Virtual Reality
Published in IoT


Better things to do

A new survey from Piper Sandler shows that US teens find Virtual Reality silly.

M2 series of SoCs frozen
Published in PC Hardware


No one wants Macbooks

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to suspend the production of its super-hyped M2 systems on a chip because no one wants to buy the Macbook for which it was designed.

Tim Cook tries to whip the Apple press to push AR and VR
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Even if his company’s forthcoming project more doomed than the Titanic

Apple supremo Tim Cook is trying to encourage positive stories about his outfit’s AR and VR gear before its launch on 5 June.

Apple fanboy used AirTag to hunt and kill a person he believed was car thief
Published in News


In Texas of course

An Apple fanboy who tagged his “truck” with an AirTag used the device to track down a car thief and execute him.

Apple announces Worldwide Developers Conference for June 5th
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New OS versions and possibly the AR/VR headset

Apple has officially set the date for its Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2023, which will be held on June 5th, 2023.

Apple sued for firing pro-union workers
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CWA tells Jobs’ Mob it is time to modernise

The Communications Workers of America (CWA) has accused Apple of illegally firing employees in retaliation for their union organising efforts.

Apple Pay Later arrives
Published in Mobiles


Ironically late

Fruity cargo cult Apple has introduced Apple Pay Later scheme in the US, later than Jobs' Mob thought it would be.

Apple staff fear that new headset will be expensive flop
Published in IoT


VR headset depends too much on non-existant hype

Apple employees are apparently warning their managers that the company's inbound VR headset, is going to be an overpriced flop.