Apple prepares for its coronation as Cook eyes "exit"
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New king needed as gadgets grow stale

It seems the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is preparing for a royal succession, with Bloomberg whispering that hardware boss John Ternus is the chosen heir to Tim Cook’s polished aluminium throne.

Samsung and LG Display cash in riding Apple's hype machine
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OLED demand spikes as panel makers finally claw back profits

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s latest shiny toy, the iPhone 17, has once again whipped the faithful into a frenzy, and the real winners are Samsung Display and LG Display.

Samsung to dump titanium for aluminium on Galaxy S26 Ultra
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Apple blunders drag rivals into costly copycatting

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s titanium phase looks like it is about to claim casualties among its copycat rivals.

Apple’s iPhone factory still a labour horror show
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Foxconn accused of dodgy contracts, wage delays and discrimination

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is once again facing awkward questions about the way its prized iPhones are churned out in China by its besties Foxconn.

Apple’s C1X modem trades speed for mediocrity
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Tuesday, 23 September 2025 11:19

Apple’s C1X modem trades speed for mediocrity


First in-house 5G chip behind the curve

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, and its Tame Apple Press, made a big song and dance about its shiny new C1X modem in the iPhone Air, but the reality is less impressive.

Apple's iPhone Air battery life is pants
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Friday, 19 September 2025 11:15

Apple's iPhone Air battery life is pants


Thinner iPhone runs out of puff

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple made a lot of noise about longer battery life in its latest iPhone 17 lineup, but it would appear that the Air is not that good.

Apple bribes punters with bigger batteries
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Monday, 15 September 2025 11:42

Apple bribes punters with bigger batteries


Wants to force them to eSims

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it knows what’s best for its users, this time dangling bigger batteries as a bribe to get people off physical SIM cards.

Apple’s wafer-thin iPhone Air leaves fanboys cold
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Fruity Cargo Cult tries to wow punters with pointless thinness

The new iPhone Air is so thin it might snap in a stiff breeze and even the die-hard Apple fanboys aren't cheering.

Apple faces mass exodus due to lack of tech savvy
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More than 30 per cent of users eye Samsung and Google foldables

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might want to look away from the latest SellCell survey, which suggests nearly a third of its faithful are thinking of jumping ship.

Wall Street Journal hackette finally notices Apple’s AI is rubbish
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Nguyen realises the Pixel 10 actually works

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grip on reality is slipping, and not even its favourite tame journos are buying the hype anymore. Nicole Nguyen [pictured] at the Wall Street Journal appears to have broken ranks after playing with Google’s Pixel 10.