AMD and ASUS patch inter-core latency issues in Strix Point APUs
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New BIOS Update

ASUS and AMD have announced a solution to the longstanding issue of inter-core latency in the new Strix Point APUs.

China will produce 28nm Lithography equipment next month
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Faster than expected

China is poised to make a significant stride in its chipmaking capabilities, with the production of 28nm lithography equipment scheduled for next month, a development that has taken many analysts by surprise given the current geopolitical climate and technological barriers.

Apple gear easier for coppers to knock over than Android
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Graykey struggles with Android

The Tame Apple Press is somewhat shocked to discover that Graykey, a forensic tool used by coppers to unlock modern smartphones, does really well against their favourite shiny gadgets.

Another big customer escapes Broadcom’s clutches
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Cloudy Beeks Group jumps ship

In yet another blow to Broadcom, UK-based cloud operator Beeks Group has decided to defect to the open-source OpenNebula stack.

Chang claims Cook had a gutsful of Intel
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Monday, 02 December 2024 09:34

Chang claims Cook had a gutsful of Intel


Complained to Chang

The supreme pooh bah of the fruity cargo cult Apple Tim Cook didn't mince words when discussing Intel's contract manufacturing division with TSMC founder Dr. Morris Chang (pictured).

Cheeky thief mocks Apple’s security
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Monday, 02 December 2024 09:05

Cheeky thief mocks Apple’s security


Steals IDs and then picks up their gear

The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a spate of thefts from someone who is mocking its security at all levels.

Zen 6 Medusa Ridge processor leaked
Published in Graphics
Friday, 29 November 2024 12:19

Zen 6 Medusa Ridge processor leaked


Turns you to stone

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth leak that the Zen 6 Medusa Ridge processor will feature a 12-core Core Complex Die (CCD).

Microsoft shows up at Channel event
Published in AI
Friday, 29 November 2024 12:03

Microsoft shows up at Channel event


Wants partners to flog its AI

 Software King of the World, Microsoft is leaning on its channel to spin money out of its AI products.

Tame Apple Press comes up with new Apple vapourware
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Apparently it is going to build a TV now

Desperate to create an illusion that Apple is on the cutting edge of something, the Tame Apple Press is claiming that Jobs’ Mob is working on a TV.

Router in the Matrix
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Friday, 29 November 2024 09:57

Router in the Matrix


It took the blue pill

Your home router could be running slow as it has taken a blue pill and become part of the Matrix’s cunning plans.