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Trump claims DNC hack conducted by a fattie sitting on his bed
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Not my friend Tsar Putin


In last night’s debate, comedy candidate Donald Trump claimed that the hack of the democrats was carried out by a “400 pound" fatty sitting on his bed.”

Oculus Rift secretly funds Donald Trump
Published in IoT
Friday, 23 September 2016 12:17

Oculus Rift secretly funds Donald Trump


Founder finances anti-Clinton defamation campaign

Oculus founder Palmer Luckey, has backed a pro-Trump political organisation called Nimble America that is dedicated to "shitposting" and spreading inflammatory memes about Hillary Clinton.

US counter-attacks Russian cyber efforts
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Monday, 01 August 2016 12:11

US counter-attacks Russian cyber efforts


NSA target Putin’s hackers

NSA hackers are targeting Russian government-linked hacking teams to see if they're responsible for the massive breach at the Democratic National Committee.

Assange gets into Clinton bashing
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Wednesday, 08 June 2016 12:42

Assange gets into Clinton bashing


Google-Clinton alliance "revealed" 

Desperate to make sure he is not forgotten, Julian Assange has recycled a wonderful new conspiracy theory, which has Google working in a dark alliance with Hillary Clinton.

Microsoft open sources its Chatbot software
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Thursday, 31 March 2016 12:51

Microsoft open sources its Chatbot software


Now you can make your own racist friend


Software giant Microsoft has open-sourced its chatbot framework allowing developers to build their own versions of  Redmond's disastrous Twitter bot experiment.

Republican’s shun the Apple fanboy vote
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 26 February 2016 12:14

Republican’s shun the Apple fanboy vote


There are more important things than Apple


About the only thing that US republican presidential hopefuls can agree on is that Apple should stop mucking around and hack the San Bernardino terrorist's iPhone 5C for the FBI.

Trump rips into Apple
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:25

Trump rips into Apple


Who do they think they are?

While the Tame Apple press has been rushing around praising Tim Cook for standing up for privacy by refusing assist the FBI crack the encryption on a mass murder’s phone, colourful Republican hopeful Donald Trump is not impressed.

Conspiracy nuts wade into Microsoft’s vote counting app
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Even if it did its job

There is nothing that Americans love more than a good conspiracy and when Ted Cruz beat Donald Trump in the Iowa Republican caucus one started to spin out of control. This one involved an Microsoft election app which was supposed to count the votes.

Donald Trump attacks Apple
Published in News
Tuesday, 19 January 2016 12:33

Donald Trump attacks Apple


Build your gear in America dammit!

Comedy presidential option Donald Trump has angered the Tame Apple Press by daring to suggest that if he was elected Apple would be forced to make its products in the US.