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Musk wanted an “for profit” OpenAI
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Thursday, 07 March 2024 10:27

Musk wanted an “for profit” OpenAI


With him in charge

OpenAI has released emails which prove that rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk was not interested in keeping the company as a non-profit – he just wanted to be in charge.

Musk's £44 billion pay deal gets busted by judge
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No one is worth that

The billionaire boss of Tesla, Elon [look at me] Musk, has been told to sling his hook by a Delaware judge who ruled his £44 billion pay deal was too much. The judge said the electric car maker's board was daft to give Musk such a huge package and scrapped it.

EU investigating Musk’s X
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Wednesday, 20 December 2023 11:43

EU investigating Musk’s X


Looks like he will be the first under the new Digital Services Act

Elon [look at me] Musk’s social notworking site X has the dubious honour of being the first company targeted for investigation under the new Digital Services Act.

Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke
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Tuesday, 12 December 2023 10:58

Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke


Promises to lobotomise it to stop it from being intelligent

Elon [look at me] Musk was shocked to discover that his AI chatbot Grok was not churning out answers that would please his nutty right-wing target market.

Musk pins hopes on SMEs
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Tuesday, 05 December 2023 11:45

Musk pins hopes on SMEs


Please give me all your money

After losing key advertisers like Apple, IBM and Disney with his superior management skills, Elon [look at me] Musk is trying to interest small to medium-sized businesses to advertise in his social notworking business X.

Musk’s X sees exodus of staff now
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Friday, 01 December 2023 10:17

Musk’s X sees exodus of staff now


No one wants to be his friend

Elon [look at me] Musk sees a mass exodus of sales staff from his social notworking outfit X.

Musk gets tired and emotional over Exodus
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Thursday, 30 November 2023 11:31

Musk gets tired and emotional over Exodus


Has a rant

It appears that Elon [look at me] Musk has been feeling tired and emotional about the number of big-name advertisers leaving his social notworking site.

SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet breaks even
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Two million subscribers 

There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."

Regulators want to compel Musk to attend X investigations
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Musk does not talk to mortals

The Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking a court order that would compel Elon [look at me] Musk to testify as part of an investigation into his purchase of Twitter.

X sees huge ad-revenue losses
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Thursday, 05 October 2023 11:28

X sees huge ad-revenue losses


Musk thinks getting rid of headlines will fix that  

Billionaire friend of Vladimir Putin Elon [look at me] Musk has revamped his social networking site by removing its headlines on article links.