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Google plans to roll out Gemini across all its products
Published in AI


Even Bing is outclassing it, so it has to do something

With the arrival of AI, the search engine Google has found itself in the embarrassing situation of being beaten by Microsoft’s Bing, and now the company says it will roll out its own AI Gemini across nearly its entire line of products.

Intel releases its own AI chip
Published in PC Hardware
Friday, 15 December 2023 11:18

Intel releases its own AI chip


Hopefully, Gaudi3 will not end up under a tram

Intel unveiled a new AI computer chip called Gaudi3, hoping to give Nvidia and AMD a run for their money.

AI cheats was not a thing after all
Published in AI
Friday, 15 December 2023 11:10

AI cheats was not a thing after all


The kids cheated as normal

New research from Stanford University shows that the popularisation of AI did not boost overall cheating rates in schools.

Nvidia chucking money at AI
Published in AI
Tuesday, 12 December 2023 11:22

Nvidia chucking money at AI


Invests in 24 companies this year

Nvidia has become one of the most prolific investors in AI start-ups this year as it tries to capitalise on its position as the dominant provider of AI processors.

Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke
Published in News
Tuesday, 12 December 2023 10:58

Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke


Promises to lobotomise it to stop it from being intelligent

Elon [look at me] Musk was shocked to discover that his AI chatbot Grok was not churning out answers that would please his nutty right-wing target market.

AI is creating, not destroying jobs
Published in AI
Wednesday, 29 November 2023 11:10

AI is creating, not destroying jobs


But could cause wages to fall

The rapid adoption of AI could reduce wages, but so far is creating, not destroying, jobs, especially for the young and highly skilled, research published by the European Central Bank showed on Tuesday.

Nvidia delays H20 in China
Published in AI
Friday, 24 November 2023 10:09

Nvidia delays H20 in China


That is AI and not water

Nvidia has told Chinese customers is delaying the launch of a new AI chip which it designed to comply with US export rules until the first quarter of next year.

Nvidia unveils HGX H200 AI computing platform
Published in Graphics


Featuring the NVIDIA H200 GPU with 141GB of HBM3e memory

At the SC23 conference in Denver, Colorado, Nvidia unveiled the HGX H200, the world's leading AI computing platform, according to the company. Based on Nvidia Hopper architecture and featuring the Nvidia H200 GPU, it promises a significant performance boost to generative AI, large language models, and HPC workloads.

Samsung beats Apple to AI
Published in AI
Thursday, 09 November 2023 11:50

Samsung beats Apple to AI


Tame Apple Press recoils in horror

The Tame Apple Press is shocked after Samsung humiliated their favourite tech company by introducing a new generative AI model long before Jobs’ Mob could claim to have invented it.

Nvidia will release three new AI chips in China
Published in AI
Thursday, 09 November 2023 11:30

Nvidia will release three new AI chips in China


Will get around US regulations

Nvidia is planning to release three new chips for China, weeks after the US blocked it from selling two high-end artificial intelligence (AI) chips and one of its top gaming chips to Chinese companies.