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Saudi Arabia to execute a bloke for Twitter posts
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Sorting out dissent medieval style

A Saudi court has sentenced a man to death over his posts on X and YouTube as Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman cracks down on defiance in the kingdom.

Musk’s Twitter is about to come crashing
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Just as it breaks even

Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a major challenge as the single thing which has kept it propped up throughout his CEO’s management is about to end.

DeSantis presidential launch mired by Twitter problems
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Discovered first hand the depths of Elon Musk’s cuts

A bloke who was duffed up by a mickey mouse outfit is probably regretting turning a man who blows up rockets to help him launch his presidential campaign.

WhatsApp users can edit messages
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Tuesday, 23 May 2023 10:03

WhatsApp users can edit messages

If they are quick

WhatsApp users can finally edit their messages.

Most Americans "took a break" from Musk's Twitter
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Probably giving up on it next year

Most Americans who used Twitter took a break in the past year and many say they will abandon the site in the next year, according to a Pew Research Centre survey.

Musk censored posts to help the Turkish government get re-elected
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Censorship is fine so long as I am doing it

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has been accused of being rather selective regarding free speech and is allowing Turkish ruler Recep Tayyip Erdoğan to censor his rivals before crucial elections.

Musk admits Twitter was a mistake and hires a proper CEO
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Linda Yaccarino handed a poisoned chalice

Former supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk has named Linda Yaccarino as the new Twitter CEO who will come in and attempt to make it all work after he has pretty much destroyed the company. 

Musk claims he has found a woman to run Twitter
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She starts in six weeks

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has finally admitted that the social notworking business is a lot harder than it looks and has hired a new CEO (not pictured) to sort it out for him.

Musk allows graphic mass shooting pictures to stay on Twitter
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Musk asks if nazi shooter really was a nazi

Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Twitter is the go-to site if you want graphic pictures from Saturday’s mass shooting in Texas which killed nine and wounded seven.

Musk throws toys out of the pram after Microsoft quits Twitter
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Either pay me lots of money or I will sue

Software King of the World, Microsoft seemed to unleash supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s inner child when it decided it no longer wanted to have anything to do with Twitter.