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Apple faces darker trials and tribulations
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Could this be the end of the world?

Apple's temporal and spiritual head Tim Cook has warned of potential trials and tribulations for followers of the cargo cult due to the plague coronavirus, the unfaithful apostates and heretics who belive in value for money.

Apple delays iPhone production for another month
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Thinks people will actually want it in four weeks

Apple is delaying the production ramp up of its 2020 flagship smartphones by about a month in the belief that consumer demand might have picked up by then.

UK snubs Apple and Google’s coronavirus tracking
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Will do its own thing thanks

The UK's coronavirus contact-tracing app is set to use a different model to the one proposed by Apple and Google, despite concerns raised about privacy and performance.

The Apple 2021 notebook chip is A14X iPad based
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Modified

Bloomberg has rekindled news that Apple has been working on its own chip, and many covered the news claiming that 2021 iPads will get an iPhone chip. Well, they won't as it would not be that powerful to put a 2W TDP chip in a notebook, and instead, the modified version of A14X iPad chip will find its place to the Macbooks of the future. We got a few details confirmed.

Apple to dump Intel and make its own computer chips
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Bloomberg dusts off another old story

Apple plans to sell Mac computers with its own main processors by next year based on the chip designs currently used in its iPhones and iPads.

Apple denies you can hack an iPhone with a blank email
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The blood of Steve Jobs protects us from all evil

Fruity cargo cult Apple insists that there is “no evidence” a flaw in its email app for iPhones and iPads has been used against customers and there is no immediate risk to customers.

Hacking an iPhone is easy like Sunday morning
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Just send a blank email

A security outfit has discovered Apple’s software has been completely insecure for years.

Apple and Google’s virus tracking app favours the rich
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You must have expensive phones

The smartphone-based system proposed by Apple and Google to track whether a person has encountered a person infected with the coronavirus, and take appropriate action such as casting them out of their community with other lepers is controversial. But it seems we don’t really have to worry much about it, because the greatest software minds in Google and Apple are behind it and have assumed that the world is all buying the latest phones as they come out.

Apple’s new “cheap” phone unlikely to save it
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It is so out of date it is practically steam driven

Fruity cargo-cult Apple’s bid to interest the Chinese with a “cheap” version is getting much mock in Bejing.

Apple still suffering in China
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Tuesday, 14 April 2020 11:54

Apple still suffering in China


A little trouble in Big China

Fruity cargo cult Apple is selling 20 percent less phones in China than it did last year.