Apple iPhone 13 and iPhone 13 mini are coming
Same design, smaller notch, better camera
Apple has officially unveiled the new iPhone 13 and iPhone 13 mini models, retaining the same design, but giving these two much-needed performance updates.
Apple brings the new iPad and iPad mini
New chipsets, better cameras, and more
Apple has kicked off its California Streaming event with two new iPads, including the updated iPad 10.2 and the iPad mini.
Apple patches huge security flaw
Just before its big iPhone announcement
Red-faced Apple has had to issue an emergency patch for a security flaw days before it is about to make a new product announcement.
Apple appoints watch maker to oversee self-driving car vapourware
Because the iWatch is the same thing as a car right?
Fruity cargo cult Apple has shown it is serious about getting its much hyped, never seen self driving car project completed, by hiring the bloke who was in charge of making the iWatch a thing to take over.
Apple starts firing those who speak of its "harassment and sexism"
Staff not permitted to report it to the authorities
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to fire a victim who publicly complain about sexism and harassment in the company claiming that they were breaking rules on leaking private corporate information.
Apple confirms California Streaming event for September 14th
iPhone 13 incoming
Apple has now officially confirmed the date for its next big event, and it will stream online on September 14th. The company is likely to announce its next-generation iPhone, most likely called the iPhone 13.
Ford headhunts Apple’s car vapourware boss
He can now work for a project that might produce something
Ford is hiring the head of Apple's car project away from the fruity cargo cult, meaning that he might get a change to work on a project that puts out a product.
Tame Apple Press wades into Freedom Phone
$500 for a $200 phone? But that is Apple's target market
A 22 year old Bitcoin millionaire’s plan to build a phone just for US conservatives that had nothing to do with the evil Google and Apple appears to have backfired.
Google and Apple forced to open app stores
At least in South Korea
Google and Apple will have to open their app stores to alternative payment systems in South Korea threatening their lucrative commissions on digital sales.
Apple cult censors staff
Thou shalt not talk about pay equity, thou mayest talk about cute cats
Apple has barred employees from creating a Slack channel to discuss pay equity while giving them the thumbs up to talk about cats.