Prevent embarrassing reviews

Fruity cargo cult Apple has found a wizard way of preventing users posting bad reviews for its Apple Podcasts apps.

This is not a repeat of the story written every month since 2014

While Apple has not managed to get the motor industry to take its electric car proposal seriously, that is not stopped the Tame Apple Press from peddling claims about what amounts to vapourware for years.

Another game of monopoly 

While the Tame Apple Press was doing its best to claim that the fruity cargo cult was offering DIY repair kits to show its goodness, more cynical people - other than us - are smelling a rat.

Let’s see if your marketing can cover this up

Qualcomm’s new plans to beef up its PC processors seem designed to show Apple’s Arm designs up as comparatively steam driven.

He will even run it if it stops Apple

The CEO of Epic Games Tim Sweeney has called for a universal app store that works across all platforms which will "stop Apple." 

Why are US states spending tax payer money to give citizen data to Apple?

Fruity cargo cult Apple appears to be on a money spinner – it is getting tax payers money to run a service where government departments give it personal data of millions of citizens.

Universe is tanking

The Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that Apple’s software is rubbish and is holding the company back.

But don’t worry Google saves fanboys

Google researchers caught hackers targeting users in Hong Kong exploiting vulnerabilities in Apple's Mac operating system.

If your iPhone 13 screen breaks you will not have to use Apple replacement

Fruity cargo cult Apple has backed down in the face of some stonking criticism for the evil way it handle broken iPhone 13 screen repairs.

Must be fixed by Apple

While some companies have been making their products more accessible and useful for users, the fruity cargo cult Apple has been working out ways to make its products impossible to fix.