Apple fined another $5.7 million in Holland
Still refuses to change its business model
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple appears to have decided that it is worth spending $5.7 million flouting a Dutch anti-trust group rather than reforming its criminal antics.
Apple’s new tablet creaks like Dracula’s coffin
All that money for a poor build quality
Users are starting to complain that Apple’s expensive new 2022 iPad Air is so badly constructed that it has started to creak.
Apple employee alleged to have stolen $10 million from company
That is three iPhones for the rest of the world
A former Apple employee has been charged with defrauding the tech giant out of more than $10 million.
More evidence that M1 Ultra can’t match real GPUs
Two to three years behind Nvidia and AMD
The fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple’s claims that it has created a chip with a GPU which can match the best on the market is proving to be about as fake as Putin’s claim to be winning the Ukraine war.
IPhone sucks the life out of your pictures
Souless
The New Yorker magazine has dared to say that Apple’s new phones with their 'computational photography' create pictures that are so soulless that it makes US reality TV appear deep and meaningful by comparison.
Apple’s M1 Ultra is as rubbish as you would expect
Matching the RTX 3090 – don’t make me laugh
It appears that Apple’s bizarre claim that its M1 Ultra chip can match Nvidia’s RTX 3090 is as true as Tsar Putin's claims that he has not invaded Ukraine.
iPhones to be assembled in India
Apple worried about China crisis
Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple is becoming so concerned about the state of diplomacy between China and the US it wants to move its iPhone assembly to India.
“Pro” no longer has any meaning in Apple land
The company could slap the term onto a dog turd and it would have the same value
Fruit and Nutty Cargo cult Apple’s footloose and fancy free use of the world “pro” to describe some of its products means that the term is largely meaningless.
Tsar Putin says patent theft is ok if the inventor disagrees with him
All US patents are now the property of glorious new Russia
Tsar Putin has officially authorised the use of patent theft by Russian companies if the technology comes from a country that does not bless his regime.
Apple event shows how bad the mainstream press has become
Release something and the Tame Apple Press goes mental
Fruity and nutty cargo-cult Apple has released some new products and the Tame Apple Press is falling over itself to hype the overpriced mediocre products.
