Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel
Sharks are circling
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is considering writing a cheque for Intel's decaying corpse.
The Apple M4 Pro SoC is out
Midrange abilities, top-of-the-range prices
The fruity cargo cult Apple is showing off its latest M4 Pro SoC which the Tame Apple Press is claiming to be a cure for cancer.
Jobs' Mob shrinks Mac Mini
And wallets
In its latest round of updates, the fruity cargo cult Apple, has pimped up the Mac Mini, a product that was long overdue for a refresh since its last appearance in January 2023.
Apple announces new iMac with M4 chip
Same design but with an "array of gorgeous new colors"
Apple has officially announced the new iMac, equipping it with the M4 SoC and giving it access to Apple Intelligence. Of course, Apple did not bother to change the design, but it did give it a few connectivity updates, a new nano-texture glass option for the 24-inch 4.5K Retina screen, and a new 12MP front camera.
Meta sets its sights on rivalling Google and Bing with new search engine
Quietly working on webcrawling
Meta is now setting its sights on building a search engine to compete with giants like Google and Bing.
Apple intelligence is delayed in Europe until Christmas
Europeans are far too intelligent to accept this
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is starting to release products with its over-hyped “Apple Intelligence” features, but it looks like it will not be seen in Europe until the end of the year.
Nvidia surpasses Apple as world's most valuable company
Tame Apple Press in shock
The Tame Apple Press spent Friday night in the pub drowning its collective sorrows as it was announced that Nvidia has overtaken Apple as the world's most valuable company.
Apple and Goldman Sachs fined over Apple Card antics
We did tell you so
When we warned readers that Apple should not be trusted with their finances how they laughed, after all why wouldn’t a multinational company with a history of overpricing is products and extorting developers be trusted to run its Apple Pay scheme?
Huwaei is free from Android’s chains
HarmonyOS NEXT launched
Huawei formally launched its home-brewed operating system, HarmonyOS NEXT, and freed itself from the Android ecosystem.
Outift which shamed Apple does the same to Amazon
37Signals gets off its cloud
The outfit, which publicly shames big-name vendors when it stops being their customers, has focused on Amazon’s cloud operations.