
Russians say Apple guilty of price-fixing
And run by homosexuals
The Russian government has found the fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple guilty of running a price fixing racket.

Apple hopes the Supremes will believe in them
We are not gangsters really
Fruity Cargo cult Apple is hoping that the US Supreme Court will throw out a case in which its Messiah, Steve Jobs was found guilty of running an illegal cartel with the leading publishers which conspired to push up the price of books.