US orders Germany to dump Huawei
Published in News
Tuesday, 12 March 2019 08:50

US orders Germany to dump Huawei


Intelligence. They've heard of it

In a remarkable escalation of the tech wars between the USA and China, a missive to Germany instructed the independent country not to use Huawei kit.

Trump thinks Tim Cook is an Apple
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Thursday, 07 March 2019 10:33

Trump thinks Tim Cook is an Apple


A cooking apple

US president Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump seems to be having a spot of confusion about who is in charge of the fruity cargo cult Apple.

Trump administration unveils order to prioritise and promote AI
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Wants to replace all those jobs in the rust belt with nice new machines

US President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump is going to force federal government agencies to dedicate more resources and investment into research, promotion and training on artificial intelligence (AI).

Assange sues his chum Donald Trump
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Thursday, 24 January 2019 10:06

Assange sues his chum Donald Trump


Worried he will end up in a US court

Mr Humphries look-alike and the person who published Russian supplied emails to help Donald Trump get elected, Julian Assange, is launching a legal challenge against the Trump administration.

Trump’s fixer fiddled on-line polls
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Friday, 18 January 2019 11:47

Trump’s fixer fiddled on-line polls


Claims Trump ordered him

Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump’s fixer Michael Cohen said he tried to rig online polls ‘at the direction’ of the man who would be president.

Huawei CFO is probably a Trump trade hostage
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Thursday, 13 December 2018 10:45

Huawei CFO is probably a Trump trade hostage


Very Game of Thrones

The Chinese are seeing the arrest of Huawei’s CFO Meng Wangzhou as an attempt by the US government to take a hostage in the ongoing trade negotiation with China.

Trump wants to tax internet businesses
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Thursday, 13 December 2018 10:38

Trump wants to tax internet businesses


Give money to the poor telco monopolies

President Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump’s FCC is considering taxing internet companies and giving the money to the ISP monopolies.

Trump wants to kill electric car development
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 04 December 2018 11:35

Trump wants to kill electric car development


America must continue polluting the world 

Donald [Prince of Orange] Trump is hoping to derail the move away from polluting petrol cars by removing subsidies on eco-friendly electric cars.

Trump’s internet policy turning US into backwater
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You cannot let telcos have their way

Since Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump was elected, the US’s telco monopolies have had their way, and now the country is going to pay for it.

Trump, Russia and China refuse to sign online threats agreement
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Ignoring French call

French President Emmanuel Macron is joining with US technology giants, including Microsoft,  pushing for governments and companies worldwide to sign up for a new initiative aimed at establishing regulations for the internet, to fight such online threats as cyber-attacks, hate speech and online censorship.