Apple core business slumps
As smartphone market dips
While many smartphone manufacturers are seeing shipments slow, a chunk of Apple dipped by nearly a quarter, according to its latest financial results.
Tim Cook calls for more technology regulation
Protect privacy
The supreme dalek of the Apple cargo cult, CEO Tim Cook, has called for more government regulation to protect privacy.
Trump thinks Tim Cook is an Apple
A cooking apple
US president Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump seems to be having a spot of confusion about who is in charge of the fruity cargo cult Apple.
Apple boss calls for an end of the shadow economy
Not the tax dodging one the other one
Apple's chief executive Tim Cook has called for regulation to tackle the "shadow economy" of data brokers.
Apple gives Cook a bonus
What you should do if you are snaking toward doom
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to give its CEO Tim Cook a bonus for not coming up with a plan to save its iPhone cash cow.
Cook blames users repairing iPhones for woes
They are not even using Genius bars
Apple supreme Dalek Tim Cook has found another reason why Apple sales are falling – those evil users are repairing their old phones.
Tim Cook defends multibillion-dollar Google search deal
I know I am normally banging on about privacy but…
Apple’s supreme Dalek Tim Cook has been called out over his company’s privacy hypocrisy after singing the praises of a multibillion-dollar search deal with Google.
Cook slags off Facebook for stealing data
Comment: Two tax dodgers have a handbag war over morality
Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to take the moral high ground against Facebook and neither side really understand that they should be shutting their mouths and staying quiet.
Microsoft hassles Apple’s lack of innovation
Does it have to keep copying us?
The software king of the world, Microsoft, is starting to hassle Apple for its lack of originality.
Ireland decides to appeal Apple ruling
Muddying the waters
The Irish cabinet decided earlier today that it would, after all, appeal the ruling of the European Commission that wants to make Apple pay €13 billion in missing corporation tax.
