Russians failed to deliver Wikileak's smoking gun
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No wonder Assange backed down

Wikileaks was supposed to deliver the smoking gun which would finish off Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign on Tuesday, but it looks like Tsar Putin’s hackers did not actually have the goods.

Tsar Putin declares war on Microsoft
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Wednesday, 28 September 2016 12:03

Tsar Putin declares war on Microsoft


Own glorious  version of “Office” and Windows on five year plan

Tsar Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is ordering a purge of all things Microsoft from the glorious Russias.

Putin denies Democratic party hack
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Monday, 05 September 2016 12:15

Putin denies Democratic party hack


But says it was a “public service”

Tsar Vladimir Putin has denied that his elite team of hackers were behind the hack of the Democratic Party, but does say who ever did it was carrying out a public service.

Russian whistleblower on run from Putin’s hackers
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Woman who exposed Russian doping scandle fears for her life

A Russian athlete who blew the whistle on Russian attempts to hide its wide scale doping of athletes says she is on the run from Tsar Putin’s hackers.

"Arrogant" Apple falls foul of Tsar Putin
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Tuesday, 09 August 2016 12:16

"Arrogant" Apple falls foul of Tsar Putin


Price fixing allegations

Fruity cargo cult Apple's arrogant attitude to its business partners might have earned it a price fixing court case in Tsar Putin's Russia.

US counter-attacks Russian cyber efforts
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Monday, 01 August 2016 12:11

US counter-attacks Russian cyber efforts


NSA target Putin’s hackers

NSA hackers are targeting Russian government-linked hacking teams to see if they're responsible for the massive breach at the Democratic National Committee.

Tsar Putin wants backdoors on everything
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Two weeks to get rear access

The Tsar of all the Russias,  Tsar Vladimir Putin is desperate to investigate the back doors of western software makers and has ordered them to grant access to his mighty spooks.

British GCHQ’s voice call encryption has a backdoor
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Nothing like giving Putin a helping hand 

A security protocol designed and promoted by British spooks for encrypting voice calls has a by-design weakness built into it that could allow for mass surveillance.

Microsoft sneaking into Putin's Russia
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Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:39

Microsoft sneaking into Putin's Russia


All it cost was Bing

Software king of the world Microsoft has worked out a clever way to get its Windows 10 accepted in Tsar Putin's Russia without much trouble.

Tsar Putin protects Zeus
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Thursday, 06 August 2015 13:13

Tsar Putin protects Zeus


Pagan gods put faith in Russian Orthodox 

It seems that Russian Tsar Putin swings both ways – on one hand he is a rabid gay-hating Russian Orthodox on the other he is protecting a bloke who made Zeus a household name.