Microsoft testing new Windows 11 features
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Friday, 18 February 2022 12:46

Microsoft testing new Windows 11 features


Dev channel full

Software King of the World, Microsoft has started testing a huge collection of new features, UI changes, and redesigned apps in the latest Windows Insider preview for Dev channel users.

OS/2 about to get a modern browser
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Thursday, 17 February 2022 11:41

OS/2 about to get a modern browser


Firefox no longer warpy enough for time warps

The OS/2 community is getting close to obtaining a modern browser on their ancient platform.

Big Windows 11 update rolls out
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Wednesday, 16 February 2022 11:50

Big Windows 11 update rolls out


Can run Android apps in the US

Microsoft is releasing its first big update to Windows 11 today, which includes a public preview of Android apps on Windows 11 at least in the US.

Microsoft managers want their staff back in the office
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Getting the white boards ready

Software King of the World Microsoft has warned its worker Voles that they will need to be back in the office next month to hear their managers give long dull speeches about kicking balls running and paradigms. 

Microsoft attempts to sooth regulators with App store changes
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You know we are not as evil as Apple these days?

While Apple is facing huge fines over its App store policy, the software king of the world Microsoft has launched a new set of principles which make it appear kind.

Microsoft will tell you how green your PC is
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Tuesday, 08 February 2022 11:49

Microsoft will tell you how green your PC is


One of three new updates on Windows 11

Software King of the World Microsoft is bringing in three new features in Windows 11, including one which tells you how good your PC is for polar bears and the planet.

Microsoft denies killing its HoloLens
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Monday, 07 February 2022 13:17

Microsoft denies killing its HoloLens


“It is doing great”

Despite rumours based on sources within the Volehill, Microsoft has denied killing off its HoloLens.

Apple must be stopped says Microsoft
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Thursday, 03 February 2022 12:18

Apple must be stopped says Microsoft


Kill all its Horcruxes or it will just keep screwing over the world

Software King of the World Microsoft says that Apple needs to be stopped otherwise it will think its evil anti-trust actions are ok.

Big Tech should pay if its punters are scammed
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Wednesday, 02 February 2022 12:17

Big Tech should pay if its punters are scammed


UK government investigates

Big tech companies who carry scam adverts should be forced to reimburse victims, UK MPs have said.

Windows needs eight hours to update properly
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Wednesday, 02 February 2022 12:05

Windows needs eight hours to update properly


My PC seems to be chatting to Vole a lot

Windows PCs will spend rather a long time talking to Seattle, according to the Microsoft IT Pro Blog.