
Apple worried about “its” first iPhone p*rn app
Available through third-party app store
Fruity cargo cult Apple and its minions in the Tame Apple Press are telling the EU, “We told you so,” after the first porn app for the iPhone appeared on a third-party website.

Fruity cargo cult Apple pulls rivals' sound gear from shelves
Tame Apple Press says it is a good thing
Fruity cargo cult Apple has removed headphones and speakers made by companies such as Logitech, Sonos, and Bose from its stores.

Apple, Qualcomm fire lawyers, make up and kiss
Nothing hurts any more...
The continuing dispute between Qualcomm and Apple has resulted in both giant firms stalling the divorce agreement and patching things up.

Huawei to do well
While others suffer
While other smartphone makers, including the fruity cargo cult Apple see their sales dry up, Huawei is predicted to do rather well.
Android outpaces iPhone

Sales double in mere months