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Bixby disses Siri in rap

by on03 May 2017


Can’t touch this


Samsung’s new digital assistant AI-powered bot Bixby can rap, and slags off Apple’s Siri, so you don’t have to.

All users need to do is ask the digital assistant “please rap” or “please beatbox” in Korean, and Bixby will happily oblige.

It sounds absolute rubbish as a robot can’t really rap – it does not have enough to be hacked off about. Its one redeeming quality is that it does do, though, is take the Nintendo out of Apple’s Siri. A rap about itself runs:

Something that doesn’t change with time
Bixby on the rhythm
Seeing is not everything / You’ll know when I speak
Please tell me one more time Bixby
I’ll rap so sing me a song
Take it deep into your heart Bixby
Doesn’t matter if you can’t spell
Please tell me one more time Bixby

However if you read the first letter of each line in this rap, it spells out “I am better than Siri”. We could do a bit better.... With a fanboy rap

And I am, iDiot
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news every day I am
Coldplay won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, iDiot
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news every day I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

I better cuddle Steve Jobs
I own the iPhone, you better never let it go
Siri gives one shot, do not miss your chance to search for a term
This iPhone comes once in a lifetime yo
You better cuddle Steve Jobs
And don’t pretend if you cuddle too hard he won’t bend
Siri gives one shot, do not miss your chance to search for a term
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So let's go back
Follow the Apple Press directives as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you to the Space Ship
I want to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the genius bar now.

Yo

 

Last modified on 03 May 2017
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