Why not solder in the RAM?

After Apple turned its Mac Pro into a giant $6000 cheese grater, we have been waiting to see how the fruity cargo cult could mess up its flagship product even further.

5G chips not good enough

Apple has told suppliers that it has canceled plans to release a fourth-generation iPhone SE in 2024 and appears to be having trouble getting its own 5G chip going.

Illegally harvesting iPhone owners' data

While the Tame Apple Press applauded Job's Mob's moves to tackle privacy issues from Facebook and other clients, it appears that the French data protection authority, CNIL was less impressed.

Fourth quarter results poor due to Apple production delays

Samsung has reported an eight-year low for its operating profit in its fourth earnings results, dropping to $3.4 billion from $10.9 billion last year.

Pages full of sore bottoms 

The Tame Apple Press was furious yesterday after customers started to compare AMD's new Ryzen 7040 series of chips with Apple's M1 Pro and M2 chips with Jobs' Mob's gear showing up poorly.

A butterfly flaps its wings, and Apple's reputation drops down the loo

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has started making payments to users who were unfortunate enough to buy one of its MacBooks with the god-awful butterfly keyboard.

Shares falling as cash cow stuck

Apple shares fell more than three per cent trading giving the iPhone maker a market capitalisation under $2 trillion for the first time since May.

If you are not going to buy a new phone you must pay us anyway

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so poor after its iPhone cash cow didn't do as well last year, it has been forced to tax users by jacking up the cost of replacement batteries. 

Wall Street worried about wasted cash on Apple TV

Fruity cargo-cult Apple, founded on ruthless cost controls and excessive margins, has been spending money like water lately.

No jailbreak required

A developer managed to use an exploit found in iOS 16 to change the default font of the system without jailbreak.