Engineers worked out a way to shut their boss up 

Elon [look at me] Musk's invasion of users Twitter feeds was a deliberate move by engineers to get their boss to shut up, according to some new reports.

Blames the algorithm

Twitter CEO Elon [Look at me] Musk started flooding users with his words of wisdom, and conspiracy posts yesterday.

Musk censors everyone 

After taking over Twitter to make sure that right-wing voices were heard on the social notworking site, Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk accidentally censored everyone.

If only the company could afford to keep its clients' accounts safe

Nate Fick, the inaugural US ambassador for Cyberspace and Digital Policy announced the hack of his personal account over the weekend.

If only it could find a competent financial expert who was not a business genius 

Social notworkingatall site Twitter is finding it harder to pay the bills since business genius and supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk took over.

Dusts off Dog coin hype

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.

No, really?

Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.

Put his head on a spike

King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.

Borked all of them today

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.

Musk’s business genius in action

Social notworking site Twitter, which has been skilfully reconstructed by its supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk in his own image, has lost 40 per cent of its revenue in a year.