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Razer launches Venom gaming enhancements
Get them while they're legal
If you’re sick and tired of having to fulfill the oh-so overrated and weak human needs for sleep, then Razer has got you more than covered with its Venom line of professional gaming enhancement products – Venom and Venom Nebulizer.
For only €39.99/$39.99, you can treat yourself to Razer’s Venom starter pack, which packs three bags of Razer’s intravenous solution for keeping you up as long as you need to reach whatever significant gaming aims you've set before yourself. The solution contains serum additives like oxymialterxin and doctixilin, which means that Razer is keen on keeping their customers healthy at all times. Furthermore, the product comes with 5 gold plated needles for various vein sizes and the design is ambidextrous, so lefties need not worry for once.
If you’re not keen on sticking needles in (who’d say no to that? Sheesh! Sub.ed) then Razer offers Venom Nebulizer, which will disperse the enhancer into a nice mist which cover as much as 5 players at a time – perfect for those long LAN parties. The device is priced at €99.99/$99.99 and both products should be available in retail, for some time at least.
You can learn much more on Razer’s product page here.
Design is flawless. If Razer is reading this, we're waiting for our sample. (Make that two. Sub.ed)
Gold plated needles, all vein sizes, ambidextrous design. Razer has obviously gone all out on this one.
96 hours and still alive and kicking. Impressive.