![Tesla decimates staff again (probably)](/media/k2/items/cache/1ffe1a99c6a86b491551c01db5929437_Generic.jpg)
Tesla decimates staff again (probably)
Hiring freeze too, until Musk changes his mind again
In a move which has nothing to do with supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk losing a fortune buying Twitter to create a haven for US right-wingers, his electric car maker Tesla will stop hiring people and will fire one in ten workers.
![Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink](/media/k2/items/cache/19dd61f413f51c103f47139b290d1f6a_Generic.jpg)
Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink
Quicker than waiting for Musk to do it
A Russian arms manufacturer claims it can help the country's military detect and bombard Starlink satellite dishes, which have been crucial to the defense effort in Ukraine.
![Musk says he will quit as Twitter CEO one of these days](/media/k2/items/cache/f6b5c725187ae1d384a5261527f0671b_Generic.jpg)
Musk says he will quit as Twitter CEO one of these days
He will just keep making the important decisions
Supreme Twitt Elon [Look at me] Musk has promised to quit as CEO of Twitter as soon as he can find "someone foolish enough to take the job."
![Twitter users vote Musk off the platform](/media/k2/items/cache/9b8bf4f5cf5677099c0dcaa87a77ad4b_Generic.jpg)
Twitter users vote Musk off the platform
Musk’s “tell me you love me” promotion fails
Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to gain user support for his plans to turn Twitter into a right-wing hate mill by asking users to tell him how wonderful he was backfired spectacularly.
![Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him](/media/k2/items/cache/1c6d884dc2807babfbab957bfb0c403c_Generic.jpg)
Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him
You have been assimilated and will comply
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.
![Musk fires more women than men](/media/k2/items/cache/7ab683a8b37bb0760531c6cac49fb818_Generic.jpg)
Musk fires more women than men
We guess women don’t find him as clever as he thinks he is
When supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk conducted his purge of staff at Twitter, it appeared that he had a problem with the genitals of his engineers and fired those he considered had the wrong bits.
![Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away](/media/k2/items/cache/e3ee426bc9c6a6296f9abf396683a4a3_Generic.jpg)
Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away
Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.
![Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short](/media/k2/items/cache/fb5bcebd37b7318f8be957656df9346e_Generic.jpg)
Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
Easier than blaming himself
Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.
![Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption](/media/k2/items/cache/78272438c617b9727cb24108a8c16619_Generic.jpg)
Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption
Along with our jet packs, and personal robots
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.
![Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy](/media/k2/items/cache/10d654227c785bd36a28686481c9ed85_Generic.jpg)
Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy
“General amnesty” for suspended accounts
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who was kicked off of Twitter back in, turning it into a haven for the world’s worst and most toxic trolls.