Plan 3 from outer space

Supreme rich twit Elon [look at me] Musk hit a new low at his Tesla investor day yesterday when he stood up and offered them nothing other than his glorious presence.

Oh look, another shiny thing

After dismissing AI as being “as dangerous as nukes” and flogging off his stake in OpenAI, thinking man’s prosciutto Elon [look at me] Musk has realised that he might have missed something and wants back in.

China crisis 

Elon [look at me] Musk’s erratic pro-Russian stance might not help his Starlink satellite service, which has suddenly become the target of Chinese tech.

Robots should be allowed free speech if they agree with me

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has praised an AI based software which slagged off a reporter he does not like.

Soon he will be all alone in the office with his thank-you card from the Kremlin

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk’s management of Twitter appears limited to firing staff – which he does extremely well.

But you can only use it to do what Musk says

The SpaceX-owned Starlink service is offering a new Global Roaming service.

Engineers worked out a way to shut their boss up 

Elon [look at me] Musk's invasion of users Twitter feeds was a deliberate move by engineers to get their boss to shut up, according to some new reports.

Blames the algorithm

Twitter CEO Elon [Look at me] Musk started flooding users with his words of wisdom, and conspiracy posts yesterday.

Dusts off Dog coin hype

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.

But Musk claims success because of car sales and he is popular on Twitter

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk downplayed Tesla’s poor results by putting a positive spin on the numbers and prayed for a recession.