Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him
You have been assimilated and will comply
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.
Musk fires more women than men
We guess women don’t find him as clever as he thinks he is
When supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk conducted his purge of staff at Twitter, it appeared that he had a problem with the genitals of his engineers and fired those he considered had the wrong bits.
Twitter investigated for turning offices into bedrooms
Staff appear to have reported Musk
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s refusal to let his staff go home until they have met his ridiculous deadlines appear to have gotten him into trouble with San Francisco city planners.
Musk's Neuralink investigated for animal torture
Neuralink caused needless suffering and deaths
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Neuralink is under federal investigation for animal-welfare violations amid internal staff complaints that its animal testing is being rushed, causing needless suffering and deaths.
Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away
Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.
Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
Easier than blaming himself
Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.
Musk takes on Apple
Let's hope he buys it
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has declared war on Apple for refusing to let his new version of Twitter into its App store.
Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption
Along with our jet packs, and personal robots
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.
Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy
“General amnesty” for suspended accounts
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who was kicked off of Twitter back in, turning it into a haven for the world’s worst and most toxic trolls.
How Musk uses fake “democracy” to re-install hate accounts on Twitter
You did that, I didn’t
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk appears to have a cunning plan to ensure that everyone suspended for hate speech is reinstated on Twitter by using something he calls “democracy.”
