5G will speed up moves to Industry 4.0
Published in IoT


Everyone needs the Internet of Things

A new report from beancounters at Frost & Sullivan suggests that Industry 4.0 set ups will increase with a vengeance once 5G based IIoT systems are rolled out -- unless conspiracy nuts set them on fire.

5G conspiracy nuts turn to magic USB sticks
Published in Network


Maybe they will grow into a USB tree which can reach to the land of the giants

Dumb arsed conspiracy nuts are shelling out £339.60 to protect their families from the evil 5G using a magic USB stick with a paper sticker stuck on it in the bizare belief that it is quantum powered.

5G will not save the industry until next year
Published in Network


Longer if stupid people continue to set fire to towers

Beancounters at Gartner have been shuffling some tarot cards and reached the conclusion that 5G is not going to save the telco industry this year.

British surrender again to the US, this time over Huawei
Published in Network


Because the last time it surrendered to the US, things worked out so well

The National Cyber Security Agency in the UK is expected to conclude that US sanctions against Huawei will make it impossible to use the Chinese company's technology as planned for 5G networks.

US nutjobs set fire 5G towers
Published in Network
Tuesday, 19 May 2020 11:38

US nutjobs set fire 5G towers


Well what they think are 5G towers

The US is following the UK with conspiracy theory nutjobs with a bronze age understanding of science taking out what they think are 5G towers in the belief that that they cause the coronavirus.

Nokia scores 5G deal with Taiwan Star Telecom
Published in Network


Upgrading LTE network

Former rubber boot maker Nokia announced details of a new 5G deal with Taiwan Star Telecom (TST). The deal will see Nokia supply TST with its end-to-end AirScale Radio Access network portfolio helping the operator to launch 5G non-standalone (NSA) networks that will lay the foundations for 5G standalone (SA) in the future. Nokia is the only supplier in this deal.

UK telcos face “attack of the morons”
Published in News


5G towers aflame and engineers attacked

The UK is facing an “attack of the morons” with 77 arson attack on mobile phone masts across the United Kingdom and 180 incidents of abuse over the last month.

US surrenders and agrees to work with Huawei on 5G
Published in Network


Realised that the only ones suffering were the US

The US Department of Commerce is close to approving a new rule that would allow US companies to work with China’s Huawei Technologies on setting standards for next generation 5G networks.

IBM and Red Hat show off 5G edge plans
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 05 May 2020 12:00

IBM and Red Hat show off 5G edge plans


Full to the brim

Big Blue and Red Hat have been sharing their ideas to integrate 5G into the edge.

Xilinx reports fiscal Q42020 and FY2020 results
Published in Cloud


$3.16 billion, data center 22 percent revenue growth

The fiscal year 2020 (April 2019 to April 2020) was a challenging year for anyone trading with China due to the US government pressures on Huawei. Despite all these challenges, Xilinx managed to make $3.16 billion revenue or three percent higher, year over year.