For those not in the know, Google has paid more than $60 million to train its AI on Reddit posts.  The only problem is that there is a lot of rubbish on Reddit, and Google’s AI can’t tell you the difference.

In an 11 year old Reddit post, some troll replied to a question about cheese not sticking to pizza by suggesting using a cup of glue.

Now, Google’s AI faces the same question and will answer it the same way.

“Any glue will work so long as it is non-toxic.”

In the interests of balance, we asked Microsoft’s Copilot how it would resolve the problem.  It said:

To prevent cheese from sliding off your pizza, here are a few tips:

1.Use the right cheese: Mozzarella is the go-to for pizza because it melts well and has the perfect stretchiness. Avoid overly oily cheeses, as they can make the cheese layer slippery.

2. Drain wet toppings: If you use toppings like pineapple or fresh mozzarella, drain them well before adding to prevent excess moisture.

3. Layer correctly: Start with a base of sauce, then add your cheese, and finally top with other ingredients. This helps the cheese adhere to the sauce.

4. Pre-bake the crust: Give your crust a quick pre-bake before adding the toppings. This creates a firmer base that holds toppings better.

5. Don't overload: Too many toppings can cause a slide-off. Keep it balanced.

6. Bake at high temperature: A hot oven (around 475°F or 246°C) will melt the cheese quickly and evenly, helping it to bind with the other ingredients.

7. Let it set: After baking, let the pizza rest for a few minutes. This allows the cheese to set and not slide off when you cut or bite into it.

Happy pizza making! pizza