Musk secretly chatting to Putin for two years
Asked to go against US foreign policy
For the last two years Elon [look at me] Musk has regularly talked with that very nice Vladimir Putin and come under pressure to disobey US foreign policy.
SpaceX wants to increase its bandwidth
Asked the FCC for permission
Elon [look at me] Musk has asked the FCC for permission to modify the second generation, Gen2, of Spacex’s Starlink satellite system.
India surrenders to Musk and Amazon colonialism
Easier than fighting
India seems to have forgotten its history with the British East India Company and is giving its satellite spectrum without a fundraising auction.
Apple and Starlink ally to take on security complaints
An attack on one is an attack on the other
Fruity cargo cult Apple has teamed up with Elon [look at me] Musk’s Starlink to see off a report which shows them both up as a little insecure.
SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet breaks even
Two million subscribers
There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."
Russian hackers trying to bring down Starlink
Ukraine counter-intelligence claims
Russian hackers are flat-out trying to come up with a way to bring down Elon [Musk] Musk's Starlink satellites, Ukraine's counter-intelligence agency has claimed.
Pentagon pays Starlink for Ukraine service
Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender
The Pentagon has announced that it will purchase Starlink satellite internet terminals from SpaceX to provide communication capabilities to Ukraine as it defends itself against a full-scale Russian invasion.
Europeans take on Musk in space
Will build a rival satellite constellation
A consortium of nearly every major European satellite company has announced a bid for a proposed satellite constellation to provide global communications.
Musk’s Starship rocket blows up
Rapid unscheduled disassembly is still “a success”
Starlink’s Starship rocket blew up during a launch, but the company, which is run by supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk, claimed the whole shebang was a success.
US Military investigating Starlink contracts over Musk's eccentric behaviour
We don't see why we have to make military decisions based on the whim of one rich kid
As we predicted, the US military is not that happy that its military strategy is vulnerable to the whims of the likes of Elon [look at me] Musk and is starting to review contracts awarded to his Starlink space service.