Virtual Assistants keep getting pestered for sex
Lonely men mostly
A Virtual Assistant software developer claims that one of the weirder aspects of the software is that it is having to handle an awful lot of sexual conversations from lonely men.
Barbara Streisand suffers from Apple effect
Siri is still rubbish
While it is being touted as a cure for cancer by the Tame Apple Press, Barbara Streisand is unimpressed with its AI browser Siri.
Apple pays out on Siri suit
Yeah we didn’t invent that
Apple has admitted that it did not invent some key technology behind Siri and paid Dynamic Advances who owned the rights to the technology.
Apple’s Siri didn’t get the security email
The one where it was supposed to be unhackable
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world that its phones are so unhackable that it needs to re-write the operating system. Already the FBI has proved that wrong, but it seems that Siri is a backdoor making a mockery of Apple’s security.
Apple in internal battle over privacy
Needs the money
While the fruity cargo cult is publically fighting against the FBI over privacy concerns, it is facing an internal battle using data for advertising.
iPhone 6S will have a September 9 birth
Hi Siri give us a hint
Apple has announced that it is going to announce something big.
Siri joins the 9/11 conspiracy
Lizard on Board
Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently part of the Lizard inspired illuminati cover-up of the 9/11 terrorist plot.
Bing bangs Siri
Advert claims that Siri is out-of-date
Apple plans improvements to overhyped Siri
Siri how can I make you work?
Apple in hot water over Siri
Stores your voice for two years