
Apple gear swats fanboys
Helping increase the collective intelligence of the gene pool
The Apple Watch has a rather cool function which is designed to raise the standards of the world by having fanboys accidentally shot by police and thus removing the clinically dumb from the gene pool.

Coppers furious over Siri prank
Apple fanboys call the emergency services for a giggle
US coppers are furious about an viral online prank which uses a flaw in Apple’s Siri software to call the emergency services.
Turkish hacker brings down Aussie emergency services
It is what the prophet would have wanted