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Apple misses court date
Published in News
Thursday, 27 March 2025 11:54

Apple misses court date


Might miss $20 billion too

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has taken a legal punch to the wallet after a US appeals court told it to sit down and shut up during the juicy remedy phase of Google's ongoing antitrust saga.

Apple cries foul as UK regulator threatens mobile browser monopoly
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Harms innovation excuse

Fruity cargo cult Apple is again playing the victim, claiming that the UK’s competition regulator’s proposed remedies for the mobile browser market could stifle its "innovation."

Apple does not want to fund its own search engine
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Just wanted to take money from Google without any effort

Fruity cargo cult Apple has told a US court that it is not interested in creating its own search engine and would rather just make a ton of cash by leeching off its best mate Google.

Firefox gets integrated email mask
Published in News
Friday, 17 March 2023 10:46

Firefox gets integrated email mask


Firefox Relay

Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation announced that Firefox Relay, its version of email masking, will become integrated into its browser.

Putin wants citizens to install a new browser
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“For special operations”

Tsar Putin is insisting that all Russian citizens change their browser settings or download a government-approved web browser.

Opera spruces up is browser
Published in News
Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:52

Opera spruces up is browser


Fat lady gets fatter 

Opera is adding more features to its browser to make it more useful to the small number of users that run it.

Oracle to give up on Java plug-in
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 September 2016 12:14

Oracle to give up on Java plug-in


End of an error

Oracle has decided that keeping its Java plug-in for browsers is completely pointless.

Google pushes out Chrome 52 for Android
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 03 August 2016 11:12

Google pushes out Chrome 52 for Android


Two weeks after the PC version

Search engine outfit Google has finally got around to launching the Android verson of its latest Chrome browser.

Microsoft claims it has the Edge on Chrome
Published in Mobiles


Better on your battery


Software giant Microsoft claimed that its new Edge browser has succeeded in beating Google’s Chrome browser in key tests on battery use.

China wants to buy Opera
Published in News
Wednesday, 10 February 2016 11:20

China wants to buy Opera


Prepared to pay $1.2 billion

A group of Chinese investors are prepared to write a cheque for $1.2 billion to buy the Opera browser.