Elon Musk’s AI grasses him up
He is the biggest spreading of “disinformation” on X
Elon [look at me] Musk has been outed as having the biggest flaming pants on the social notworking site X, by his own AI.
AI adoption in the workplace stagnates
Slack study reveals
The proportion of workers in the US who report using AI at work has remained largely unchanged over the past three months, according to a recent study commissioned by Slack.
Red Hat swallows Neural Magic
Wants to enhance AI optimisation
Red Hat, the IBM-owned open-source software firm, is set to acquire Neural Magic, a Massachusetts-based startup known for optimising AI models to run more efficiently on standard processors and GPUs.
Biden administration supports controversial UN Cybercrime Treaty
Giving the despots a hand
The Biden administration plans to support a controversial cybercrime treaty at the United Nations this week, despite concerns that it could be misused by authoritarian regimes.
Samsung says sorry for profit plunge
We dropped the ball on AI
Samsung's profit has plunged dramatically with "around $126 billion wiped off its market value," according to data from S&P Capital IQ.
Nvidia is building a CPU
Taking on Intel and AMD
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is building a CPU for consumer PCs, marking a step into territory dominated by AMD and Chipzilla.
AI arrives in Volish legacy apps
Microsoft rolls out new features in Windows 11
Software king of the world Microsoft has just rolled out a new Insider build of Windows 11 that includes AI-powered features in Paint and Notepad.
Google Maps gets AI
What could go wrong?
Google Maps now comes with AI, making it a lot easier for our future robot overlords to simply have us drive ourselves to the Human Battery Conversion factories when the time comes.
Meta Permits Its A.I. to be used by US military
Army runs on Llamas
Social notworking outfit Meta has changed its policies on government agencies and contractors working on national security to allow the military use of its products.
Apple admits that iPhone was a one-off
Nothing will be that profitable again
The fruity cargo cult Apple has warned investors that future products may never be as profitable as its iPhone business as it pushes into unproven new markets such as artificial intelligence and virtual reality headsets.