Meta's Llama 4 stampede begins
Scout, Maverick and a monster called Behemoth
Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg has unveiled four new Llama models, describing it as a “milestone for Meta AI and open source” in a slick video posted to Instagram and Facebook this weekend.
Meta’s book censorship efforts backfire
Mr Zuckerburg met Barbra Streisand
Meta has proven that nothing sells a book faster than a censorship attempt.
Meta is only firing fact checkers in US
Fake news only available in countries run by oligarchs
Meta has told the Brazilian government that it doesn't yet have to worry about the end of fact checkers in its country because it is only removing them in the United States.
Zuckerberg slams Apple innovation myth
Fruity cargo cult has not done anything new for ages
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg shocked the Tame Apple press by committing public heresy.
AI-Generated content set to flood Facebook and Instagram
Who needs friends and influencers
Mark Zuckerberg has announced that users can expect a significant increase in AI-generated content on Facebook and Instagram.
Zuckerberg and Musk briefly planned cage fight
The smart money is on Zuckerberg
In totally normal news among the obscenely rich who have nothing better to do Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter owner Elon [look at me] Musk might be trash-talking each other for a cage fight.
Zuckerberg says “meh” to Apple’s Vision Pro
Out-of-date, over-priced and nothing we have not already explored
Desperate to find a way to advertise Apple’s pointless VR specs, the Tame Apple Press has asked Mark Zuckerberg what he thinks of the technology and if he is ready to surrender his metaverse dreams to his superior Jobs’ Mob overlords.
Meta claims its AI is better at diplomacy than most humans
Trust Zuckerburg to sort out the world
Meta claims that its AI is better at playing strategy game Diplomacy than most tiny mortals.
Even Zuckerberg mocks Apple’s iMessage over poor security
It really has to be bad
Things are getting worse for Apple’s much mocked iMessaging software – even Mark Zuckerberg feels safe at having a pop at it.
Putin makes Zuckerberg and Roslansky disappear
See, Tsar Putin was goodie all the time
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg and LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky are among the latest US citizens to be added to the Russian sanctions list.
