When we said scrap we didn't mean repair

Fruity cargo cult Apple has sued a Canadian recycling firm which was hired by Apple to scrap about 600,000 Apple devices but ended up finding a use for 100,000 of them.

..or face an increased battery drain

Fruity cargo cult Apple has confirmed several problems including "increased battery drain" for some users who upgraded their iPhone to iOS 14. But Apple's proposed solution of deleting all your personal data "sounds pretty drastic".

Vintage and Obsolete

Apple has added the seventh-generation iPod nano to its list of Vintage and Obsolete products, officially designating the last iPod in the iconic nano lineup as "vintage".

It is the only one which can handle HEVC video fast enough

Netflix says that Apple fanboys who want to see its 4K HDR on a Mac will have to invest in the Apple T2 Security chip even though the tech has been standard for years.

Superior software issues on Apple card

The fruity cargo cult Apple has forced an accountant company off the grid after the superior software on Apple Pay mislabelled AT&T bills as payments to the outfit.

Wants to gain a more dominant share of the watch market 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been acussed of using legal skullduggery to corner the watch market using stolen tech.

Well it was nice it did it so quickly

Fruity cargo cult Apple has fixed flaws in its over-hyped iOS 14 which somehow were missed in a basic Q&A.

Samung's Empire stable

Apple’s customer satisfaction figures in Apple in PC and tablets in the US have fallen slightly bringing it neck and neck with Samsung.

Coalition against App Store antics

A rebel alliance made up of Spotify, Match Group and “Fortnite” creator Epic Games who oppose to Apple’s App store antics has been formed.

Just working on the legislation

The European Union is weighing legislation that could force Apple to open iPhone payment technology to competitors.