Even if they are already doing that 

Acting on behalf of their favourite tech company, the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to spread a story that if Apple allows third-party app stores iPhones will be infected by scamware. 

So, you didn’t need to be an evil empire after all

While Microsoft might have floundered around for years being an evil empire, it appears that it is only after it stopped playing monopoly that it made some serious money.

Tame Apple Press on overkill

The Tame Apple Press is predicting the death of Intel now that Apple has started producing its own PC chips.

Says it will not be in its users' interest  

Apple CEO Tim Cook said that he believes a proposed European law known as DMA would "not be in the best interest of users," signalling the iPhone maker's opposition to European legislation that would force it to allow users to install software outside of Apple's App Store.

Standards of the world will be increased

Apple would be prohibited from pre-installing its own apps on Apple devices under antitrust reform legislation introduced last week, said Democratic Representative David Cicilline, who is leading a push to pass new regulations for US technology companies.

Unfortunately not the Apple sponsored movie 

Fruity cargo cult Apple paid a multimillion-dollar settlement to a woman after iPhone repair techs posted risque pictures and her sex tape from her phone to Facebook.

Amazing what a subpoena will get you

Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that it helped the Trump administration Justice Department by handing over shedloads of data of House Intelligence Committee Democrats -- including Chairman Adam Schiff -- along with their staff and family members as part of a leak investigation.

Apple, Amazon, Facebook and Google subject to five bills

House Democrats are set to introduce a package of five bills as soon as this week that would prohibit tech giants like Apple, Amazon, Facebook and Google from discriminating against rivals or buying potential competitors.

Hunting for leaks

The US Justice Department under former President Donald Trump subpoenaed Apple for data from the accounts of at least two Democrats on the House of Representatives Intelligence Committee in an attempt to find out who was behind leaks of classified information.

You must use the glorious M1 or buy a proper computer.

Fruity cargo cult Apple has dismantled some of the features of macOS Monterey for those who are dumb enough not to drink its M1 cool aid.