
Apple starts firing those who speak of its "harassment and sexism"
Staff not permitted to report it to the authorities
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to fire a victim who publicly complain about sexism and harassment in the company claiming that they were breaking rules on leaking private corporate information.

Apple confirms California Streaming event for September 14th
iPhone 13 incoming
Apple has now officially confirmed the date for its next big event, and it will stream online on September 14th. The company is likely to announce its next-generation iPhone, most likely called the iPhone 13.

Ford headhunts Apple’s car vapourware boss
He can now work for a project that might produce something
Ford is hiring the head of Apple's car project away from the fruity cargo cult, meaning that he might get a change to work on a project that puts out a product.

Tame Apple Press wades into Freedom Phone
$500 for a $200 phone? But that is Apple's target market
A 22 year old Bitcoin millionaire’s plan to build a phone just for US conservatives that had nothing to do with the evil Google and Apple appears to have backfired.

Google and Apple forced to open app stores
At least in South Korea
Google and Apple will have to open their app stores to alternative payment systems in South Korea threatening their lucrative commissions on digital sales.

Apple cult censors staff
Thou shalt not talk about pay equity, thou mayest talk about cute cats
Apple has barred employees from creating a Slack channel to discuss pay equity while giving them the thumbs up to talk about cats.

Apple shareholder presided over Apple Nokia case
Conflict of interest
A federal judge owned Apple stock while presiding over a case brought against the tech giant by Nokia.

Apple can't interest Android users
They have seen what life is like without Jobs' Mob
The fruity cargo cult also known as Apple has little chance of attracting Android users with its unlucky iPhone 13 model, according to a new SellCell survey.

Apple’s sat phone feature only going to be for emergencies
If it ever makes the market
The Tame Apple Press became very moist over the weekend over rumours that the new iPhones were going to have the ability to connect to satellites.

Apple’s App Store changes will not do anything
Naysayers say nay
Although Apple is making some changes to its App Store policies and setting up a $100 million fund for small developers, critics say that the terms of a class-action settlement don't meaningfully loosen the company's grip on its digital marketplace.