Tame Apple press goes on the attack

The Tame Apple Press is furious after greedy developers dared to question Apple’s generosity in lopping off three per cent from the 30 per cent it takes from them for the privilege of being in its App store.

Blames Apple

Facebook is blaming Apple as its shares plummeted 26 per cent, the biggest single-day slide in market value for a US company.

NSO was not the only fruit

Another Israeli security firm joined NSO to make a quick killing by targeting Apple security flaws for evil police states.

By daring to void the warranty

Apple fanboys who want to use Apple’s AirTags to stalk victims have been evading Jobs’ Mob security by voiding their warranty on the tech.

Kill all its Horcruxes or it will just keep screwing over the world

Software King of the World Microsoft says that Apple needs to be stopped otherwise it will think its evil anti-trust actions are ok.

If Apple says it can walk on water than you need to prove it can’t

A federal judge dismissed a class-action lawsuit accusing Apple of misleading consumers about how resistant its iPhones are to water exposure.

Apple still in charge

Worldwide tablet shipments rose to 168.8 million last year, up about five million from 2020 shipments.

84 per cent support anti-trust bill

About 84 per cent of app developers support an antitrust bill aimed at curtailing the market power of Apple's and Google's app stores.

Intel cleans its old partner’s clock

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple made a big thing of the fact that it was replacing Intel Chips with its own technology.

Appeal a ruling that lets Jobs Mob do what it likes

Attorneys general for 34 US states and the District of Columbia have appealed against a ruling that let the fruity cargo continue some restrictive practices in its App store.