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iPhones to be assembled in India
Published in News
Thursday, 17 March 2022 13:07

iPhones to be assembled in India


Apple worried about China crisis

Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple is becoming so concerned about the state of diplomacy between China and the US it wants to move its iPhone assembly to India.

“Pro” no longer has any meaning in Apple land
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The company could slap the term onto a dog turd and it would have the same value

Fruit and Nutty Cargo cult Apple’s footloose and fancy free use of the world “pro” to describe some of its products means that the term is largely meaningless.

Tsar Putin says patent theft is ok if the inventor disagrees with him
Published in News


All US patents are now the property of glorious new Russia

Tsar Putin has officially authorised the use of patent theft by Russian companies if the technology comes from a country that does not bless his regime.

Apple event shows how bad the mainstream press has become
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Release something and the Tame Apple Press goes mental 

Fruity and nutty cargo-cult Apple has released some new products and the Tame Apple Press is falling over itself to hype the overpriced mediocre products.

Apple fuses two M1 Max chips for M1 Ultra
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 08 March 2022 23:37

Apple fuses two M1 Max chips for M1 Ultra


UltraFusion for 20-core CPU and 64-core GPU

During its Peek Performance event, Apple unveiled what they call "a monster of a chip", the M1 Ultra. By "fusing" two M1 Max chips, the company has created the biggest chip they have, packing 114b transistors, 20-core CPU, 64-core GPU, and up to 128GB of unified memory.

Apple brings the new iPhone SE with A15 chipset
Published in Mobiles


iPhone 6 design with upgraded internals

At its announced "Peek Performance" event held earlier this evening Apple has officially announced the new iPhone SE, bringing back the well-known iPhone 6 design, and upgrading it with much better hardware, courtesy of the new Apple A15 chipset.

Apple awarded Lord Voldemort status in Asia
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The company which must never be named

The fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple has its Asian suppliers so terrified that they will not even name the company.

Apple schedules an event for March 8th
Published in News
Thursday, 03 March 2022 15:26

Apple schedules an event for March 8th


Titled "Peek Performance"

Apple has scheduled its next livestreamed event for March 8th, where the company is expected to announce a new iPhone SE, an updated iPad Air, and possibly give a peek on its upcoming Mac Pro.

M1 Mac Mini is much bigger than it needs to be
Published in PC Hardware


M1 Mac Mini is mostly hot air due to designer laziness

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might have missed a trick when it came to designing its over-hyped M1 Mac Mini – it designed it far too big.

Apple pauses selling gear in Russia
Published in News
Wednesday, 02 March 2022 12:07

Apple pauses selling gear in Russia


It is not as if they can afford them any more

Fruity cargo cult, Apple  has decided to stop selling its over priced toys to the Russians.